Paris Hilton is SUper Slutty

Paris Hilton attended Heidi Klum's Annual Halloween party dressed as a slut. Like a straight up slut. Like she went in thinking "I'm gonna dress up as a slut for Halloween." She didn't even bother with animal ears or her old police outfit or anything. I mean, she could've just stepped into the bathroom and drawn on some whiskers and it would've been okay. But this, I don't even know what this is. And sorry if I scared you with the above picture, I just wanted to reiterate the difference between a good Halloween costume and a bad one is. One makes you think you've stepped into a horror movie, the other makes you think it might burn the next time you pee.